I've gone and done a stupid thing. I've nominated myself to do the website for our graduating exhibition. Which would be fine. If I knew more than basic html. I think I'll have to resort to copying the source from a website I find appealing. So if you find your diary template on some irrelevant site about an art exhibition, please don't sue, just feel flattered........ ___________*______________ In other news, my latest favourite work story: A father came up to the triage desk, and proceeded in the usual "She just keeps on chucking up. Nothing I do helps, it's gotten so bad that (now insert the best part) now she's only bringing up urine." If it were me sitting at the triage desk, I don't know how I would have contained my laughter. Or even saying "Unless she's been drinking urine, there's no physical way that that's possible." But I wasn't, and can only use my imagination from here on in. All paths lead from the bladder, apparently....