02 April, 2007 - 5:27 p.m.

So for those sexy backless dresses/tops, you need a strapless, backless bra. Latest invention? The stick on bra. A plastic/cloth bra consisting of cups with self adhesive stuff on the back, and a clip in the middle of them. The plastic ones actually look quite breast like - they're flesh in colour, and have a fleshy appearance. Great for extra camouflage.
They work well. Except if you get hot and sweaty and they lose their stick.
You can so see where this is going.
I rode my bike to the grocery store. Underneath my top, I was wearing my fancy strapless, backless stick-on bra.
As I walked down the drinks aisle, *plop*! Out fell what appeared to be my breasts, right in front of other shoppers walking the same path.
I had no choice but to calmly reach down, pick up my breasts and put them in my shopping basket.

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